officialpigeon:

illaminati:

officialpigeon:

illaminati:

where the fuck do u meet cute boys irl

my house

didnt know u had a brother

you hideous nipple

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

miraclewhip:

MIRACLE WHIP SPICY DEVILED EGGS

PREP TIME: 15 min. | TOTAL TIME: 15 min.

MAKES: 24 servings

WHAT YOU NEED

12 hard-cooked eggs

2/3 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing

2 tsp GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard

1 jalapeño pepper, seeded, finely chopped

MAKE IT

CUT eggs lengthwise in half. Remove yolks; place in medium bowl. Mash with fork.

ADD remaining ingredients; mix well.

SPOON into egg whites.

SPECIAL EXTRA

Garnish with chopped fresh cilantro just before serving.

SPECIAL EXTRA

Sliced additional jalapeño pepper; use to garnish eggs before serving.

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

Anonymous asked: What is a wet dream?

proctalgia:

its when u dream about going swimming

(Source: strayslack)

cookiecest:

miss-andrea:

say it with me now kids

racism is natural

racism is healthy

racism is nothing to be ashamed of

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songofages:

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

It’s for science.

(Source: homovikings)

abby-lemon:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

Whhhhat

ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE