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holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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tacoposey:

padalickme:

Linden Ashby and Susan Walters at the MTV Movie Awards.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT….

STILES’ DAD IS MARRIED TO LYDIA’S MOM?!

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS.

stiles is actually luke skywalker and lydia is his princess leia 

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radagaast:

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

emmablowguns:

The life of a straight boy summed up in two overpriced hats

emmablowguns:

The life of a straight boy summed up in two overpriced hats